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You look lonely....I can fix that
Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after sex. They chew ‘bacca
Home is behind, the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread through shadows to the edge of night, until the stars are all alight ✨
It's Kim Possible to resist my smile...
I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
I had a teacher named Mr Gandalf once, nobody passed his class.
Quick poll: Hoth chill or Mustafar heat?
Stormtroopers got around the Death Star using ele-Vaders
You must must be an Ewok, because you’re Endor-able!
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!
You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if a thousand cocks got hard at once, and suddenly came.
I must be an Orc, because I want to taste your man flesh...
Luke was pretty lonely, since he kept looking for love in Alderaan places.
You must be General Kenobi, because you are a bold one!
It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
One boob to rule them all
You must be R2-D2, because you beep-booped right into my heart.
I’m not elfish, I just like to share my lembas bread...
I can be very persuasive… Jedi mind tricks have nothing on me....
You can unlock doors on Kashyyyk with a Woo-key.
mirror, mirror, on the wall - who has the best tits of them all?
