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You are the Obi-Wan I have been looking for.
mirror, mirror, on the wall - who has the best tits of them all?
Luke Skywalker's favorite reality TV show was X-Wing Factor.
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Peek-a-boob
Quick poll: Hoth chill or Mustafar heat?
Luke Skywalker's droid took the long way around the Death Star. It was an R2-detour.
One boob to rule them all
“You don’t need the One Ring… I’ve already got my eye on you.” - Sauron, probably.
Do you remember the taste of strawberries, Mr. Frodo?
Good Lord of the Rings puns always give Mithril.
I watch the the Lord Of The Rings movies hobbitually.
Gollum's favorite bird is definitely a smea-gull.
You must be General Kenobi, because you are a bold one!
I'm Kim Possible to resist
When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.
Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after sex. They chew ‘bacca
I find your lack of nudity disturbing…
Something really important, that we need to do....
I always shop at the Darth Maul. Everything is half off.
You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.
You can unlock doors on Kashyyyk with a Woo-key.
