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Hail to the Queen
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I watch the the Lord Of The Rings movies hobbitually.
Fucking Your Sex Therapist....
Stormtroopers got around the Death Star using ele-Vaders
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing…
Home is behind, the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread through shadows to the edge of night, until the stars are all alight ✨
I must be an Orc, because I want to taste your man flesh...
Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after sex. They chew ‘bacca
mirror, mirror, on the wall - who has the best tits of them all?
Call me Vader, because I’m about to rule your galaxy.
I'm the sitch
I’d follow you into Mordor… or just to get coffee, whichever’s closer.
If you are a huge Star Wars nerd like me, we should get matching Tatooines.
Kiss me under the mallorn tree and call me Loth-sexy.
Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a tauntaun, and you can get inside me.
Quick poll: Hoth chill or Mustafar heat?
The Rohirrim aren't the only ones who ride at dawn....
It's Kim Possible to resist my smile...
General Grievous probably listened to Weezer.
