It's Kim Possible to resist my smile...
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if a thousand cocks got hard at once, and suddenly came.
I had a teacher named Mr Gandalf once, nobody passed his class.
Let me tell you the tragedy of YourIvoryFox the Naked, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Luke was pretty lonely, since he kept looking for love in Alderaan places.
*highfive* (except Frodo, he’d give you a highfour)
sometimes, you just gotta dance naked.
You must be R2-D2, because you beep-booped right into my heart.
I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
Quick poll: Hoth chill or Mustafar heat?
mirror, mirror, on the wall - who has the best tits of them all?
Luke Skywalker's favorite reality TV show was X-Wing Factor.
I found the Scottish Highlands pretty....revealing
Good Lord of the Rings puns always give Mithril.
Gollum's favorite bird is definitely a smea-gull.
I'm Kim Possible to resist
Yoda had a hard time emailing PDF files, because the Jedi Order forbids attachments.
I did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, but I’m gonna take it slow with you.
Something really important, that we need to do....
I'm a Jedi in the streets, and a Sith in the sheets.
I always shop at the Darth Maul. Everything is half off.
I have an office crush...I wonder if he knows how I feel.
Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after sex. They chew ‘bacca
You must be a Jedi, because I want to play with your lightsaber.
