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I always shop at the Darth Maul. Everything is half off.
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
One boob to rule them all
I found the Scottish Highlands pretty....revealing
When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.
Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a tauntaun, and you can get inside me.
Luke was pretty lonely, since he kept looking for love in Alderaan places.
Luke Skywalker's favorite reality TV show was X-Wing Factor.
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my tits
I find your lack of nudity disturbing…
I'm Kim Possible to resist
I have an office crush...I wonder if he knows how I feel.
Gollum's favorite bird is definitely a smea-gull.
I'm a Jedi in the streets, and a Sith in the sheets.
I’d follow you into Mordor… or just to get coffee, whichever’s closer.
You are the Obi-Wan I have been looking for.
Fucking Your Sex Therapist....
I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if a thousand cocks got hard at once, and suddenly came.
You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.
It's Kim Possible to resist my smile...
I watch the the Lord Of The Rings movies hobbitually.
I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
Stormtroopers got around the Death Star using ele-Vaders
