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Good Lord of the Rings puns always give Mithril.
mirror, mirror, on the wall - who has the best tits of them all?
When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.
Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a tauntaun, and you can get inside me.
Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!
You are the Obi-Wan I have been looking for.
“You don’t need the One Ring… I’ve already got my eye on you.” - Sauron, probably.
Kiss me under the mallorn tree and call me Loth-sexy.
Fucking Your Sex Therapist....
Something really important, that we need to do....
You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.
sometimes, you just gotta dance naked.
You must be General Kenobi, because you are a bold one!
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my tits
Home is behind, the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread through shadows to the edge of night, until the stars are all alight ✨
Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after sex. They chew ‘bacca
General Grievous probably listened to Weezer.
I must be an Orc, because I want to taste your man flesh...
I watch the the Lord Of The Rings movies hobbitually.
I find your lack of nudity disturbing…
If you were my Na-boo, we could get matching Tatooines.
One boob to rule them all
