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Good Lord of the Rings puns always give Mithril.
I’m not elfish, I just like to share my lembas bread...
One boob to rule them all
Gollum's favorite bird is definitely a smea-gull.
I always shop at the Darth Maul. Everything is half off.
You must be R2-D2, because you beep-booped right into my heart.
Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a tauntaun, and you can get inside me.
Sometimes you just gotta dance naked
I watch the the Lord Of The Rings movies hobbitually.
If you were my Na-boo, we could get matching Tatooines.
I'm a Jedi in the streets, and a Sith in the sheets.
It's Kim Possible to resist my smile...
You may not be Luke’s father, but can you be my daddy?
Do you remember the taste of strawberries, Mr. Frodo?
I have an office crush...I wonder if he knows how I feel.
I did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, but I’m gonna take it slow with you.
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my tits
When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.
Let me tell you the tragedy of YourIvoryFox the Naked, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Fucking Your Sex Therapist....
I’d follow you into Mordor… or just to get coffee, whichever’s closer.
You must be General Kenobi, because you are a bold one!
