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I'm a Jedi in the streets, and a Sith in the sheets.
You must be a Jedi, because I want to play with your lightsaber.
Sometimes you just gotta dance naked
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Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
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Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.
Peek-a-boob
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sometimes, you just gotta dance naked.
Good Lord of the Rings puns always give Mithril.
Fucking Your Sex Therapist....
You've had one breakfast, yes, but what about your second breakfast?
I can be very persuasive… Jedi mind tricks have nothing on me....
