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I’m not elfish, I just like to share my lembas bread...
sometimes, you just gotta dance naked.
It's an older pic sir, but it checks out.
I did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, but I’m gonna take it slow with you.
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I’d follow you into Mordor… or just to get coffee, whichever’s closer.
You must be a Jedi, because I want to play with your lightsaber.
I always shop at the Darth Maul. Everything is half off.
General Grievous probably listened to Weezer.
Let me tell you the tragedy of YourIvoryFox the Naked, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
I can make you harder than Beskar
It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
You must be R2-D2, because you beep-booped right into my heart.
Fucking Your Sex Therapist....
Do you remember the taste of strawberries, Mr. Frodo?
Sometimes you just gotta dance naked
You've had one breakfast, yes, but what about your second breakfast?
Luke Skywalker's droid took the long way around the Death Star. It was an R2-detour.
Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.
Peek-a-boob
You are the Obi-Wan I have been looking for.
Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after sex. They chew ‘bacca
