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I saw a falcon eating avacado toast. It must have been a Millenlial Falcon.
You can unlock doors on Kashyyyk with a Woo-key.
I'm the sitch
Gollum's favorite bird is definitely a smea-gull.
General Grievous probably listened to Weezer.
Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.
I had a teacher named Mr Gandalf once, nobody passed his class.
Luke was pretty lonely, since he kept looking for love in Alderaan places.
Hail to the Queen
It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
“You don’t need the One Ring… I’ve already got my eye on you.” - Sauron, probably.
I did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, but I’m gonna take it slow with you.
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!
You must be General Kenobi, because you are a bold one!
You must must be an Ewok, because you’re Endor-able!
I found the Scottish Highlands pretty....revealing
I’d follow you into Mordor… or just to get coffee, whichever’s closer.
*highfive* (except Frodo, he’d give you a highfour)
Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a tauntaun, and you can get inside me.
Its not Mithril, but it keeps me safe nonetheless.
sometimes, you just gotta dance naked.
Let me tell you the tragedy of YourIvoryFox the Naked, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
I watch the the Lord Of The Rings movies hobbitually.
