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I can be very persuasive… Jedi mind tricks have nothing on me....
*highfive* (except Frodo, he’d give you a highfour)
My tits are so fetch
I’m not elfish, I just like to share my lembas bread...
It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a tauntaun, and you can get inside me.
One boob to rule them all
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my tits.
You must be Boromir, because i want to blow your Horn of Gondor....
Let’s sneak off to the Shire… I promise you a very unexpected journey....
I must be an Orc, because I want to taste your man flesh...
I find your lack of nudity disturbing…
Fucking Your Sex Therapist....
Luke was pretty lonely, since he kept looking for love in Alderaan places.
Just kiss me already!
mirror, mirror, on the wall - who has the best tits of them all?
I’d follow you into Mordor… or just to get coffee, whichever’s closer.
Call me Vader, because I’m about to rule your galaxy.
I saw a falcon eating avacado toast. It must have been a Millenlial Falcon.
When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.
I'll call you Ron, then I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck....
“You don’t need the One Ring… I’ve already got my eye on you.” - Sauron, probably.
I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor 🔥
