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Luke Skywalker's favorite reality TV show was X-Wing Factor.
I can make you harder than Beskar
Hail to the Queen
I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
I’d follow you into Mordor… or just to get coffee, whichever’s closer.
Let me tell you the tragedy of YourIvoryFox the Naked, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after sex. They chew ‘bacca
I must be an Orc, because I want to taste your man flesh...
I find your lack of nudity disturbing…
Call me Vader, because I’m about to rule your galaxy.
Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.
Luke was pretty lonely, since he kept looking for love in Alderaan places.
mirror, mirror, on the wall - who has the best tits of them all?
It's an older pic sir, but it checks out.
sometimes, you just gotta dance naked.
Quick poll: Hoth chill or Mustafar heat?
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my tits
One boob to rule them all
I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if a thousand cocks got hard at once, and suddenly came.
Many Bothans died so we could screw.
Sometimes you just gotta dance naked
I always shop at the Darth Maul. Everything is half off.
You may not be Luke’s father, but can you be my daddy?
